May 10, 2022July 30, 2022Comedy, Thoughts Styrofoam Takeout Containers are Stupid, and not Because they Kill Turtles (That’s a pro in my book). Every time I do any fried takeout, I feel like I’m gambling, […]
April 18, 2022April 18, 2022Comedy, Thoughts The Pistachio Shell Philosophy The Pistachio Shell Philosophy can be applied to all aspects of one’s […]
February 14, 2022February 14, 2022Comedy, Thoughts Desk Fans Always Spin Clockwise and Frankly, I’m Sick of it We all sit at desks from time to time. Maybe you’re at […]
December 15, 2021December 17, 2021Comedy, Thoughts Fun things to do in an Elevator Elevators are pretty cool inventions. Not only do they go up, but […]
December 6, 2021December 17, 2021Meta, Self-Help, Thoughts The International Conspiracy of Comic Sans & Should I make it the site’s default font? I’ve discovered something terrible. Something I should probably keep to myself, but […]
December 4, 2021December 17, 2021Comedy, Cooking Pie Pie Chart About Pies (Video) Here’s a throwback project I did a few years back that I […]
October 22, 2021December 17, 2021Comedy, Meta This Website – It’s a Thing, I Guess. So what am I doing here? My goal for this blog is not to market myself to employers or even people. All I want to do is have a place to dump random thoughts, revelations, projects, and yes, even shitposts.