May 10, 2022May 10, 2022Comedy, Thoughts Styrofoam Takeout Containers are Stupid, and not Because they Kills Turtles (That’s a pro in my book). Every time I do any fried takeout, I feel like I’m gambling, […]
April 18, 2022April 18, 2022Comedy, Thoughts The Pistachio Shell Philosophy The Pistachio Shell Philosophy can be applied to all aspects of one’s […]
February 14, 2022February 14, 2022Comedy, Thoughts Desk Fans Always Spin Clockwise and Frankly, I’m Sick of it We all sit at desks from time to time. Maybe you’re at […]
December 15, 2021December 17, 2021Comedy, Thoughts Fun things to do in an Elevator Elevators are pretty cool inventions. Not only do they go up, but […]
December 6, 2021December 17, 2021Meta, Self-Help, Thoughts The International Conspiracy of Comic Sans & Should I make it the site’s default font? I’ve discovered something terrible. Something I should probably keep to myself, but […]
December 4, 2021December 17, 2021Comedy, Cooking Pie Pie Chart About Pies (Video) Here’s a throwback project I did a few years back that I […]
December 2, 2021December 17, 2021Comedy, Cooking Bacon Grease is Modern Honey Except it Kills you Instead of Healing you. Bacon truly is a glorious thing, but while bacon is wonderful, there […]
November 18, 2021December 4, 2021Thoughts How Brands get Consumers to Advertise for Them, and why Ruffles Sour Cream and Cheddar Chips are the Best Chip “Brands” aren’t new. For hundreds of years, shop-owners and trade-workers worked to […]
October 22, 2021December 4, 2021Self-Help, Thoughts Anything Worth Doing is Worth Doing Poorly I came across a post recently that has stuck with me for […]
October 22, 2021December 17, 2021Comedy, Meta This Website – It’s a Thing, I Guess. So what am I doing here? My goal for this blog is not to market myself to employers or even people. All I want to do is have a place to dump random thoughts, revelations, projects, and yes, even shitposts.