Styrofoam Takeout Containers are Stupid, and not Because they Kills Turtles (That’s a pro in my book).
Every time I do any fried takeout, I feel like I’m gambling, […]
The Pistachio Shell Philosophy
The Pistachio Shell Philosophy can be applied to all aspects of one’s […]
Desk Fans Always Spin Clockwise and Frankly, I’m Sick of it
We all sit at desks from time to time. Maybe you’re at […]
Fun things to do in an Elevator
Elevators are pretty cool inventions. Not only do they go up, but […]
The International Conspiracy of Comic Sans & Should I make it the site’s default font?
I’ve discovered something terrible. Something I should probably keep to myself, but […]
Pie Pie Chart About Pies (Video)
Here’s a throwback project I did a few years back that I […]
Bacon Grease is Modern Honey Except it Kills you Instead of Healing you.
Bacon truly is a glorious thing, but while bacon is wonderful, there […]
How Brands get Consumers to Advertise for Them, and why Ruffles Sour Cream and Cheddar Chips are the Best Chip
“Brands” aren’t new. For hundreds of years, shop-owners and trade-workers worked to […]
Anything Worth Doing is Worth Doing Poorly
I came across a post recently that has stuck with me for […]
This Website – It’s a Thing, I Guess.
So what am I doing here? My goal for this blog is not to market myself to employers or even people. All I want to do is have a place to dump random thoughts, revelations, projects, and yes, even shitposts.