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Comedy
Styrofoam Takeout Containers are Stupid, and not Because they Kill Turtles (That’s a pro in my book).
Every time I do any fried takeout, I feel like I’m gambling, especially when I’m getting the food from more than ten minutes away. Will my food be mostly warm and ready to eat? Or will it be a hot but wet, sopping and sloppy mess? This all depends on Read more…
Comedy
The Pistachio Shell Philosophy
The Pistachio Shell Philosophy can be applied to all aspects of one’s life!
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Photo Dump: Photos I Sent the Homeowners when I House-Sat For Them
Last year I house-sat for some family while they were away. I ended up sending them some photos to entertain them while they were away, and decided to have some fun with it. Figured I’d throw them on here in case they entertained you too. First, I just sent them Read more…
Comedy
Desk Fans Always Spin Clockwise and Frankly, I’m Sick of it
We all sit at desks from time to time. Maybe you’re at home working on some paperwork, schoolwork, or playing a game while eating some bacon. Maybe you’re in the office. Maybe you’ve paused your robbery and you’re leaning on a desk to see what website this person’s computer is Read more…
Comedy
Fun things to do in an Elevator
Elevators are pretty cool inventions. Not only do they go up, but they also go down, too. Sadly, one of the best things about elevators, that is, the chance of it failing and giving you zero gravity followed by the sweet release of death, is not as present as many Read more…
Meta
The International Conspiracy of Comic Sans & Should I make it the site’s default font?
I’ve discovered something terrible. Something I should probably keep to myself, but for the sake of the writing community, nay, students everywhere, nay the world as a whole, I must share this knowledge even if it means risking my reputation and perhaps, even my life. As it turns out, Comic Read more…
Comedy
Pie Pie Chart About Pies (Video)
Here’s a throwback project I did a few years back that I figured I’d re-export and upload to YouTube. Hope you enjoy it! This is, the pie pie chart video!
Comedy
Bacon Grease is Modern Honey Except it Kills you Instead of Healing you.
Bacon truly is a glorious thing, but while bacon is wonderful, there is another substance that unlocks a whole new world of enjoyment at the cost of your circulatory system. That substance, is bacon fat. Once used only to clog sinks to keep the hard-working and rights-oppressed housewife busy, bacon Read more…
Thoughts
How Brands get Consumers to Advertise for Them, and why Ruffles Sour Cream and Cheddar Chips are the Best Chip
“Brands” aren’t new. For hundreds of years, shop-owners and trade-workers worked to create a reputation of their work, specifically a positive one. But in today’s world of technology and constant connection, building a brand is widely different. Instead of building a reputation in a town or, if you’re lucky, a Read more…
