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Styrofoam Takeout Containers are Stupid, and not Because they Kill Turtles (That’s a pro in my book).
Every time I do any fried takeout, I feel like I’m gambling, especially when I’m getting the food from more than ten minutes away. Will my food be mostly warm and ready to eat? Or will it be a hot but wet, sopping and sloppy mess? This all depends on Read more…
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The Pistachio Shell Philosophy
The Pistachio Shell Philosophy can be applied to all aspects of one’s life!
Comedy
Desk Fans Always Spin Clockwise and Frankly, I’m Sick of it
We all sit at desks from time to time. Maybe you’re at home working on some paperwork, schoolwork, or playing a game while eating some bacon. Maybe you’re in the office. Maybe you’ve paused your robbery and you’re leaning on a desk to see what website this person’s computer is Read more…
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Fun things to do in an Elevator
Elevators are pretty cool inventions. Not only do they go up, but they also go down, too. Sadly, one of the best things about elevators, that is, the chance of it failing and giving you zero gravity followed by the sweet release of death, is not as present as many Read more…
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Pie Pie Chart About Pies (Video)
Here’s a throwback project I did a few years back that I figured I’d re-export and upload to YouTube. Hope you enjoy it! This is, the pie pie chart video!
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Bacon Grease is Modern Honey Except it Kills you Instead of Healing you.
Bacon truly is a glorious thing, but while bacon is wonderful, there is another substance that unlocks a whole new world of enjoyment at the cost of your circulatory system. That substance, is bacon fat. Once used only to clog sinks to keep the hard-working and rights-oppressed housewife busy, bacon Read more…
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This Website – It’s a Thing, I Guess.
So what am I doing here? My goal for this blog is not to market myself to employers or even people. All I want to do is have a place to dump random thoughts, revelations, projects, and yes, even shitposts.
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Some Embarrassing Moments of me and my Friends (and some wisdom about embarassment)
I’ve had some pretty embarrassingg moments in my life. I mean, let’s face it, most of us have. What’s ironic is that for many of us, being embarrassed is more embarrassing than what we’re embarrassed about. How we react when we’re embarrassed can, in itself, be embarrassing! Maybe your face Read more…
