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Styrofoam Takeout Containers are Stupid, and not Because they Kill Turtles (That’s a pro in my book).

Every time I do any fried takeout, I feel like I’m gambling, especially when I’m getting the food from more than ten minutes away. Will my food be mostly warm and ready to eat? Or will it be a hot but wet, sopping and sloppy mess? This all depends on Read more…

By Lucas, 3 yearsMay 10, 2022 ago
Comedy

The Pistachio Shell Philosophy

The Pistachio Shell Philosophy can be applied to all aspects of one’s life!

By Lucas, 3 yearsApril 18, 2022 ago
Desk Fan
Comedy

Desk Fans Always Spin Clockwise and Frankly, I’m Sick of it

We all sit at desks from time to time. Maybe you’re at home working on some paperwork, schoolwork, or playing a game while eating some bacon. Maybe you’re in the office. Maybe you’ve paused your robbery and you’re leaning on a desk to see what website this person’s computer is Read more…

By Lucas, 3 yearsFebruary 14, 2022 ago
Comedy

Fun things to do in an Elevator

Elevators are pretty cool inventions. Not only do they go up, but they also go down, too. Sadly, one of the best things about elevators, that is, the chance of it failing and giving you zero gravity followed by the sweet release of death, is not as present as many Read more…

By Lucas, 3 yearsDecember 15, 2021 ago
Meta

The International Conspiracy of Comic Sans & Should I make it the site’s default font?

I’ve discovered something terrible. Something I should probably keep to myself, but for the sake of the writing community, nay, students everywhere, nay the world as a whole, I must share this knowledge even if it means risking my reputation and perhaps, even my life. As it turns out, Comic Read more…

By Lucas, 3 yearsDecember 6, 2021 ago
Comedy

Pie Pie Chart About Pies (Video)

Here’s a throwback project I did a few years back that I figured I’d re-export and upload to YouTube. Hope you enjoy it! This is, the pie pie chart video!

By Lucas, 3 yearsDecember 4, 2021 ago
Comedy

This Website – It’s a Thing, I Guess.

So what am I doing here? My goal for this blog is not to market myself to employers or even people. All I want to do is have a place to dump random thoughts, revelations, projects, and yes, even shitposts.

By Lucas, 4 yearsOctober 22, 2021 ago
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